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quando estou a cerca de 5 passos deles o tal carinha está colocando o garotinho no chão, meio ajudando ele a se equilibrar pra andar (ainda meio bambo, perninhas e braços abertos).
o moleque, sem titubear, dispara em minha direção e, para surpresa geral, agarra minhas pernas num abraço. daqueles de até encostar a cabecinha, aninhando no meu joelho.
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pega o menino gentilmente no colo e, simpático, fala pra mim, neste momento ainda não tão atônita:
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dá porrada no moleque! e no pai também! q cusões! é assim mesmo: os hijos de puta estão por todos os lados... mas ruim mesmo seria se o pai te confundisse com a própria mãe. aí sim, ia ser foda...
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Esses meninos estão tendo filhos cada dias mais novos! Agora não esperam a adolescência, são papais já na pré-escola!
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Posso falar que coloquei as duas mãos na boca na hora de rir? Acho que é pq sou bocudo...hehehehe.
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ai,ai.. é dureza minha amiga!
Gozação pura mesmo!
Mas um abracinho desses, de vir correndo todo bambo, acho que vale o acontecido.
o rapaz devia ter deixado o Biel mais tempo ali. Faz bem, eu acho.S2
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